As someone who has always enjoyed writing (don’t worry, I’m currently seeking help for it) I’ve decided it is high time I start a blog and share my uber important thoughts on life and personal feelings for the rest of the world to benefit from. Some might be skeptical of turning one’s private life into a public manifesto, but alas I have a plan. This blog will be entirely devoted to humor. Satirical essays, random witty thoughts, and some over-exaggerated personal exploits will be written here. However, everything will be for funny’s sake. If you can’t believe what you’re reading, completely disapprove, or wonder if I’ve lost my mind while reading this blog; don’t worry, I was only kidding. If you do agree; you are correct.